Lance, they all said if you helped sponsor our "jam" next year you could pick a Phi...which one would it be?

Is this a trick question? I think I'll take the only one above a 5.5...blond on the left, but I'll mix her with the trashy lingerie on the right.
-Lance Lohan
 

	Straight girls are getting desperate in San Fran these days...

	I think I just saw some crabs running around in those sheets...

	"Pi Phi" Will someone please tell them that they don't have to actually eat pie all day just because they're in Pi Phi...

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	Would someone be kind enough to translate...

	Nevermind I don't need a translation...I think it says something about looking like a dirty wh*re for life!

	How do you passout when there's a naked dime piece on your other couch... Sent in by "Big Black Fat"

	"ASU Passout" Nothing like sleeping on a baby carrot while your thumb is up your bro's ass... Sent in by "K"

	"From the SDSU Crime Alert"

On 11-15-08 at about 1:30am a woman was sexually battered inside the Kappa Alpha Fraternity House, 5540 hardy ave, by three unknown black male suspects. The victim was forced into a bed room by the suspects where she was assaulted. Three other black male suspects stood outside the room during the attack. The victim escaped after another male came into the room and interrupted the attack.
---To the person who sent this in...are you trying to say these are the 3 "black males" in the article since they are standing outside a door in this picture? If so, then the news article should have added that there was also two douchy white kids dancing like challenged kids outside of the door.
-Lance Lohan
 

	This chick got caught trying to take home the biggest celebrity at Pajama Jam, in this case the half ass rapper that was hired to perform. Anyone know either of their names?

He obviously isn't the BIGGEST celeb. I'd say that WNBA chick he's about to walk past was probably the biggest.
-Lance Lohan